Hello, my name is Lucas. I live in a garden. You see, there are pros and cons of it all. It’s a beautiful garden, really. Nice plants and flowers. But here’s my problem: I’m stuck here. You’re probably a human if you’re hearing this, but I’m a statue, you see. And honestly, it’s quite boring. People come to my garden, gawking at all the plants. They just look at me as if I’m not alive. As if I’m just some dumb piece of clay. It’s quite offensive if you ask me. Of course, you wouldn’t understand. You’re just a human.